10 reasons why Siebel is better than your girlfriend/ wife

1. Siebel hasn't heard about credit cards.

2. You can change the look and feel of Siebel and configure it to your liking.

3. You can log out of Siebel the moment you are bored and go have a drink with other guys.

4. There is an improved version of Siebel every six to eight months.

5. Siebel always displays a 'Welcome Back' message.

6. Siebel records have parents that are well under your control. Some of them do not even have parents.

7. Siebel fits in your lap-top without much trouble.

8. Siebel does not mind if you want to try PeopleSoft someday.

9. It is not the end of the world if you do an error in Siebel.

10. Siebel does not mind if you came up with only 9 reasons why it is better than your girlfriend/ wife.